Please be advised that this story recognizes the existence of sex and going to the bathroom (but not at the same time).

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This week’s storyteller finds herself on a six-hour bus ride with all the fluids she can drink and no, ahem, relief in sight. What do you do when packed onto a crowded bus in Peru with no pitstop on the itinerary? We find out in this tale from our December 2012 show, When It Rains, It Pours.

Elizabeth can also be heard on our 25th podcast, “Moist and Festering: A Platonic Roommate Love Story,” and on our 12th podcast, “My Longest Long-Term Fantasy Relationship.”

About the storyteller
Elizabeth Simone is a therapist, a dancer, a cartoonist, and a comic. Although she has lived in the Bay Area for three years, she will always be a New Yorker at heart. She is also a member of the Spokespeople Advisory Board.

120912_ActualCafe_Elizabeth (mp3)

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